What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?